You patch your passwords, enable 2FA, and freak out about ransomware. Meanwhile the company holding your entire digital life has unrestricted root access and a legal team on speed-dial for subpoenas.

Everyone says they want privacy until it costs them ad dollars, training data, or government favors. Here's why Google, Apple, Microsoft, and Meta will never give you true zero-knowledge storage, no matter how nicely you ask.

It's 2025. PGP is still the gold standard for a lot of people who should know better. Time referee an autopsy on a corpse that refuses to stay buried.